March 2012
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Pop
That’s all it takes. I just fucked up back. I felt 3 pops in my lower back doing deadlift. Now I have a throbbing pain from just above my left ass cheek to my groin. It ought to be fun trying to sleep tonight. Fuck.
February 2012
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Date A Girl Who Travels →
Just overheard
Blonde girl: Oh my god, this morning there were like rain drops in the air.
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titsandsass replied to your post: titsandsass replied to your post: mind=blown you…
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR GINGER DICK ANYWAYS
Then why did you insist on calling me Michael Fassbender at Snark?
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titsandsass replied to your post: mind=blown
you are an asshole for posting something this vague and you know it. fucking evil gingers. none of you can be trusted.
Look, I know you’re upset because I won’t send you any dick pics, but this is no way to go about changing my mind.
mind=blown
I just learned something about a fellow tumblr-er that makes me question everything. The internet is fucking crazy, yo.
TT
It’s been such a long time since I’ve opened up to anyone that I don’t think I know how to anymore.
Hey ladies, my chest is open to whoever wants to rest their head on it.
T A K E N O P R I S O N E R S
Does anyone else look at couples and wonder what they see in each other? Not in a jealous way or anything like that. I look at couples and wonder what it is about that person that makes the other happy. Maybe he’s not as good looking as her last boyfriend, but he’s a lot funnier. Maybe she has a cute laugh and is so bad at singing it’s endearing. Maybe they both cherish and...
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never...”
– Robert Frost
Y’all have all seen the definition of Santorum on Urban Dictionary, right?
The very fact that someone wants to get elected and get into government should automatically disqualify them from being in government.
I hate waking up in the mood for rough sex and not having a woman to fuck like a whore.
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kamrabbit replied to your post: The Crossfit Games
I don’t understand why carbonated drinks make your body hurt from diaphragmically expressing them, but we’re friends & I support whatever you do. But seriously, what are burpees?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU9vmUk8jUg
The Crossfit Games
So I signed up for the crossfit games this year. I was reluctant to sign up and I was sort of peer pressured into doing so. I’m competitive, but I kinda don’t like competing. It’s kinda hard for me to explain, but I’m on my own journey and my own path for being fit and getting stronger and I don’t feel like I should have to prove to other people how strong and fit I...
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I want to close my eyes forever right now. Being tired blows.
SST
It has been my experience that some of the strongest women outside the bedroom are the most submissive in the bedroom.
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L.A. Liberty: How Government Hurts The Poor →
laliberty:
Just a few quick examples, as to elaborate on this question:
Minimum wage laws ostensibly exist to offer poorer workers better pay, but tend to leave the lower-skilled workers unemployed instead. 1
Tariffs and tough anti-immigration laws purportedly protect American citizens - poor,…
WatchThis goes out to a beautiful woman who didn’t have a very good day today.
Truthful Tuesday
I could put wing sauce on just about anything. I fucking love that shit.
Passwords
So, I’m trying to get my taxes done, but I can’t because I have to have 100 different fucking passwords to access my fucking W2 from the fucking cunt faggot bullshit cunt dickhole douche-bag employee server, which has to have its own fucking set of fucking passwords from every other motherfucking server on this fucking campus. And of course the lady who I’m supposed to talk in my...
I was listening to the radio earlier today and the song Hold the Line came on and I couldn’t help but think that maybe the hamster I put in my ass doesn’t really want to be up there. Maybe he wants to be set free so he can frolic in the forest with other hamsters. Maybe he wants to get high by licking the adhesive off post-it notes. Anyway, I think the moral of this story is...
One last thing on Snark
Flying from New York to Houston is like being on set for a Jenna Jameson porn and then going to a donkey show.
SnarkNYC
What an unreal weekend. I’m still in awe about what a pleasure this weekend was. That’s probably from sleep deprivation too. Here are some notes from the weekend.
I was fascinated by NYC before and now I’m obsessed with it.
No one talks on the subway, which you wouldn’t think would be the case cause those trains are boring as fuck
The food was unbelievable
I probably...
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