Be my personal motivator.
Your job will be to tell me how awesome I am all the time. No matter where I am or what I’m doing you’ll be right beside me tell me I’m doing a fan-fucking-tastic job. If I’m reading a book, you should be reading the same book and telling me I’m reading it better than anyone else. If I’m cooking, tell me Mario Batali, Paula Dean, and Giada all cook like no armed cavemen compared to me. If I’m getting dressed, tell me I make Ryan Gosling look like a dung beetle. If I’m brushing my teeth, tell me my breath smells so minty fresh it could make life grow on Jupiter. If I’m having sex, I want you to next to the bed telling me I’m fucking her so good her head will explode from having a million orgasms at once any second and then high-five me after her head explodes.
Salary: $10/month (negotiable)
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everybodysayoy reblogged this from georgecocksman and added:
he said. only applied
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midnightwit said:
Any benefits other than seeing The Cocksman in action, of course?
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andmyhomesicknessabsurd said:
I would do this all day everyday for fucking free beause it’d probably all be true.
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